Cat Rant

Why do people have cats?  Seriously, I don’t get it!  I love dogs, not so much that I would dress my dog up, or talk to it in funny voices, or instagram 250 photos of it a day, but they’re cool.  Dogs can do trick, fetch stuff, and scare away intruders, what’s not to like?  Cats on the other hand, are completely worthless!  They walk around like they own the place, almost like they feel like they are entitled.  On top of that I swear that even when I’m in a room with 100 other people, some how some way cats find me! I’m the biggest cat hater of all and it’s like they love torturing me by rubbing all up on me, disgusting!  Their only redeeming quality is that they are smart enough to shit in a box!  Also, I find cats to be extremely un-loyal.  A cat will get out of the house and show back up 2 years later expecting you to care now that they have contracted who knows how many infections and diseases. That leads me to another thing! Cat’s take forever to die!  How many people do you know with cats that seem to be fricken 25 years old and are completely out of it for the last 10 years on earth.  They look all sick and mope around and crap or vomit on everything, it’s vile!  And then when they finally do kick the bucket they do it behind the couch and you don’t find em for 3 days.  There’s a reason there is so many stray cats as opposed to stray dogs, cat’s are mean and unloyal!  Cat’s suck! That is All.